C THRU U LIKE KRYSTAL by FurryLesbianArmy Cover: Krystal is tied hand and foot to a chair, completely in her underwear, as well as completely scared. While in front of her, you only see the legs and the butt of the rest of the Star Fox girls (Fara, Katt, Lucy, Fay, Miyu in that order) Pg 1 Krystal is turning on and setting up a camera Krystal sits on a sofa, staring sadly at the floor Krystal: How can I start? * sigh * I knew I should have practiced this before Krystal greets the camera forcing a smile Krystal: Hi Fox, how have you been? I am sure that you are fine Fox appears in Smash Bros along with Falco Krystal: I heard you were back in Smash Bros, I'm so jealous! I was the protagonist of a video game that was canceled Krystal gets very nervous about what she's going to say Krystal: Well ... since we parted ways ... I've been ... embarrassingly ... bad Pg 2 Krystal tries to audition for Okami Krystal: Me, Amateras- Director: NEXT! Krystal tries to audition for Beastars Krystal: Legoshi-senpai, I could ... Director: NEXT! Krystal desperately presents her with a resume to act in Zootopia Krystal: Hi, I've come to present my resume to play as Nick Director: We thought we made it clear that we wanted an actor, not an actress Krystal: I can play a man if I get the chance Director: GET OUT OF HERE OR I'LL CALL SECURITY! Krystal is kicked out of the studios Krystal: Videogames, anime, series, movies ... Krystal falls into the trash Krystal: They didn't want to hire me anywhere Pg 3 Krystal was about to be the protagonist of a movie Krystal: I submitted my resume for the play "Fur Far Fur For Fur", the role was excellent, a strong young female furry warrior but ... Krystal meets the anime's co-stars and romantic interests (Neferpitou and Cheadle, from the HxH franchise) Director: They will play the roles of Taylor and Jessie, Neferpitou: Hello, will you be Nadia? Cheadle: She is beautiful Krystal: I didn't know that the roles of Taylor and Jessie were women, I didn't like that FLA: Yes, Neferpitou is female in our universe And she will be Cheadle's girlfriend, although they never met in the manga or anime Krystal tried to kiss Neferpitou in one scene, but something inside her stops her Krystal: I tried my best to make my role work Then she tried to kiss Cheadle, but she can't Krystal: But no, I'm not a lesbian, what's more, I hate lesbians Krystal is kicked out of the studio, behind it is seen that Neferpitou and Cheadle have a band on their noses Krystal: They kicked me out after I hit the girls, I didn't know we were filming, it was an accident Director: AND NEVER COME BACK! Krystal observes the news of the movie in the newspaper, with great anger. Krystal: I wanted that movie to be a big box office flop, but it was the opposite, it was a brutal success, nominated for 26 awards, winner of 14 ... and to top it all, those 2 bitches ended up being a couple in real life and They call them NeferCheadle ... SHIT !!! Pg 4 Krystal is living with her friends from Star Fox (Katt, Miyu, Fara, Lucy, Fay) Krystal: I had to ask my old friends from the Star Fox franchise for asylum who I don't understand how they can afford this big place Out of nowhere the girls respond to the blue one, breaking the 4th wall Miyu: Simple, we divide our rent by 5 Krystal: How come you guys ...? Katt: We can read speech bubbles. Krystal: But if I was ... Fay: Next time, use a thought balloon Fara: * think * Like this one! As everyone starts drinking cans of beers, Krystal gets mad. Krystal: Disgusting life, and all because of those stupid lesbians, I hope they all go to hell and among all the male demons fuck them for all eternity All the others hit the table hard with the cans They all look at Krystal with a lot of hatred in their eyes Krystal: What? Did I say something bad? Pg 5 Each one says a word, very angry with what Krystal said Katt: I Miyu: AM Fay: LESBIAN Lucy: YOU Fara: BITCH! The 5 show that they have a shirt of the lesbian symbol, each one of a different color Krystal: Oh, speaking of ironies Krystal goes to sleep without giving any importance to what she said, the others look at her angrily Krystal: Well, I'll go to sleep, fish heads. Better wake me up for breakfast, and if you are going to eat each other, refrain from making noise They all start arguing Fay: I told you guys it wasn't a good idea Lucy: It's worse than I thought Fara: That girl needs a corrective Miyu: Hey, it wasn't my idea Katt: I would like to punch her so hard that she will wake up her dentist Krystal lifts the mattress off her bed, without revealing what is there Krystal: As soon as I get a good fucking job, I'm leaving this place Pg 6 Krystal annoys Fay, who is making breakfast, the spaniel just growls at her Krystal: Hey, since when do lesbians eat eggs? hahahaha Krystal teases Katt while brushing her teeth, the cat just gets mad Krystal: What's up, pussy, pussy got your tongue? Krystal annoys Fara when she received a huge box, she just gets mad at her Krystal: Since when can lesbians touch such a big "package"? Krystal annoys Miyu, entering in surprise while the lynx is in her underwear Krystal: You don't need to cover yourself, you have little to offer, canary legs Krystal annoys Lucy by placing 2 scissors against each other Krystal: Oh look, the lesbian sign hahaha Pg 7 Krystal brings a plate covered with a lid like in restaurants Krystal: Thanks for asking me to cook for you girls. This is a perfect meal, I made it thinking about you The 5 girls are uncomfortable apparently Krystal: Voila! The food is ... clams ("shells", another way of referring to the vagina) Krystal: Steamed Hams, I mean Steamed Clams! HAHAHAHA Everyone is already fed up with Krystal's homophobia, you can see the fury on their faces Krystal: Enjoy your food, "almejeras" HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to eat out, you know to leave you more portion HAHAHAHAHAHA! All: * think * THAT'S IT! SHE'S DEAD! FLA: Almejera refers to the person who works opening clams. Almeja/Clam or concha/Shell is a way of referring to the vagina. Krystal leaves the apartment, who knows where, still laughing at her joke. The 5 lesbians will take revenge Pg 8 The 5 girls enter Krystal's room, Lucy kicking the door Lucy: Payback time, Momma's little vixen! Katt and Miyu throw all of Krystal's clothes on the floor Katt: I hope you don't mind that we put a few fleas on your clothes. Miyu: Let me tear off some of the whore's clothes Fara and Fay prepare aerosol cans Fara: I say put QUEEN OF BABIES! is so simple Fay: How about we put her wearing a poop-filled diaper and crying for her mom Lucy is about to lift Krystal's mattress Lucy: And I hope you don't mind that we spend some of the money ... Lucy lifts the mattress and together, with a vengeful face, they observe what is under Krystal's mattress (not revealed yet) Lucy: ... that you must have hidden under your ... Pg 9 The 5 are left with a dropped jaw from what they just found Lucy: ... Mattress? Fay, Fara, Miyu and Katt look at each other with a lot of lust Katt: Well, well, well Miyu: Of all the things I thought I found in her room, I never thought I found "this" and under her mattress Fara: It seems that our dear Krystal has something to tell us, something very important about her. Fay: And I want to see the reaction on her face when she does Lucy tells the girls about a new plan Lucy: Girls, I think I came up with another way to get revenge and have fun with old Krystal They all laugh, putting on a creepy smile and their eyes are gloomy, like in hentai Lucy: Put on something sexy and call your girlfriends, we will have a "party" Krystal is about to enter the house Lucy: (voiceover) The main guest is coming. Everyone: (voiceover) Let's get this party started Pg 10 Krystal arrives and sees that all the lights are off Krystal: Looks like the fig-eaters fell asleep early Krystal turns on the light Out of nowhere, the light goes out and Krystal is left in confusion in the dark. Krystal: Did the light bulb burn out? 5 creepy smiles (only smiling mouths) surround Krystal and the hands of the other 5 girls grab her from different parts (Lucy from her left hand, Fara from her right hand, Fay from her tail, Katt from both legs and Miyu silences her with her hands so she doesn't scream) this causes a huge panic in the little blue fox Everyone: Tee-hee-hee Hi, Krystal! Krystal is slowly dragged into the dark Lucy: Time to play "What does the fox say?" Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! TO BE CONTINUED... *BG Music: Yes - Roundabout*