FOGGY DAYS
(A parody of the Beatles' "Yesterday", written one VERY foggy morning in mid-February 1982)
(Original words & music: John Lennon & Paul McCartney; Parody lyrics by Dennis M. Falk)
(Digitally transcribed from original, well-worn paper on 15 June 2008)
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Foggy days...
Oh, how I hate those foggy days!
Boy, I wish it was a clearer day...
How I hate those foggy days!

Suddenly...
I can't see three feet in front of me!
No shadows hanging over me...
Foggy days come suddenly...

Why did it have to come?
I don't know- They wouldn't say...
Now, I wish I saw the Sun!
How I hate those foggy days!

Foggy days...
Now I can't see very far away...
This is my only little hideaway..
Now I love them foggy days..
How I love these foggy days...
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm----

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