EPIC RAP BATTLES of W3!! EPISODE 1: ENVY (FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST) VERSUS! FLUTTERSHY (MY LITTLE PONY) BEGIN - ENVY What the hell is this nonsense? This is gonna be easy I'm a freaking Homunculus Wasting my breath on a pony I'm the most popular of 'em all Behind Mustang and the Elrics You're just a broken up toy Dug by that trash-eating Faust chick You're one of God's mistakes A true epitome of a waste I can just put on your face, And make you a total disgrace, Oh wait, you did it for me When you flew in a rage And scared your friends so bad That they all ran away! -- FLUTTESHY *Sob! Sob!* That's so mean! *Sob! - RD Hey, pull yourself together! You want him get away with verbal murder? - FLUTTERSHY No... no... - RD Them slam him back, Fluttershy! - ENVY Oh I'm gonna enjoy this. - FLUTTERSHY Uh... okay. Ahem... I don't like being mean But I this to say, So listen up! Um... it's if that's okay. People only like you Because you're a girly looking tool If it weren't for that People would really hate you! You spread conflict and hatred I'm the element of kindness I want to spread happiness You hurt people because you like it You're such a big meanie You make Discord look like a fairy You act all big and tough But you're really small and, um... kinda scary. - RD *Facehoof* - ENVY HA HA HA HA HA! That's rich! Look at you, stating the obvious and what's been said before You do that and hump critters What else are you good for? NOTHING Other than making humans waste their time Watching your bullshit adventures when they could be earning a dime! You turn tail and cry When a Griffon screams in your face You're even scared of your Shadow Pride'll have a field day on your case! You piss yourself so easily It's just hilarious and SAD. The animals clean up YOUR mess At that stupid little ranch! - FLUTTERSHY So maybe I'm not the bravest But at least I got friends Who are willing to help me from all across the land You talk like you're better Like you don't need a friend But I know that deep down That's what you wish you really had You murder, manipulate and do other things terrible All so we can be just like you: MISERABLE I'm best friends with a lot of creatures Big and small While other than those big meanies You got NO ONE at all! - ENVY ...... - FLUTTERSHY Oh, I'm sorry... Um... was I being too mean? - RD Wow... poker faced. - WHO WON! WHO'S NEXT? U DECIDE! IT'S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3!!!