Host: Hello, and welcome to another addition of Game Gauntlet, the show where game developers present their ideas for new games in the hopes of receiving financial backing. You know all of our patrons, so let's get right to it. Our first developer is Richard Johnson from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. He's been making games for ten years in his spare time.

Richard: Hi. I'm kind of nervous, but I have several different game ideas I'd like to present to you. In the first, you play a wizard in a land of high fantasy, where...

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Richard: Too trite, huh? Okay, in my next idea, you are the captain of a starship travelling the galaxy...

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Richard: You're a robot, battling your way...

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Richard: You're a cowboy in a post apocalyptic...

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Richard: (desperately, as he has run out of ideas) YOU'RE AN OUTSPOKEN FURRY AT A FURRY CON AND YOUR GOAL IS TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE WEEKEND WITHOUT BEING BANNED BY THE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!! (cringe, anticipating the buzz)

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Richard opens one eye.

Host: Please...continue...